Do as you wish, but don't be stupid

Conduct & Safety

  • Move deliberately and purposefully - rushed movement disrupts research activities
  • Follow all posted directional signage and designated pathways
  • Visitors must remain in authorized public areas only
  • Maintain appropriate distance from ongoing experiments or demonstrations
  • Report any accidental damage immediately to Academy personnel

Library Protocols

  • Only authorized personnel may speak within the Library
  • Handle all books and documents with utmost care
  • No books may leave the Library premises unless specifically designated otherwise

Environmental Protection

  • Do not disturb, harm, or swat mosquitoes - they are essential to botanical ecosystem maintenance
  • Avoid disturbing plant life, specimens, or environmental research areas
  • Do not remove anything from Academy grounds without authorization

Authorization & Enforcement

  • Valid pass required for entry - unauthorized individuals may be removed
  • Property damage will be assessed fines proportional to replacement costs
  • Violations result in immediate removal; repeated violations result in permanent access revocation
  • Academy personnel have final authority on all conduct matters
Academy Personnel

Board Members

Zrott
Academy Director
"Don't be stupid."
Voltraxis
Head of Security
"Aaren is emergency food."
Kalnir
Head of Creature Studies
"Awwooooooooo."
Gascoigne
Professor of The Dark Arts
"Noted."
Jaime Valentine
Professor of Holy Arts
"My Sister means the world to me, there is nothing I won't do to keep her safe."
Alice Valentine
Theologian
"I like hearing about how someone believes, whether it's in themselves, others, or something bigger!"
Squeaks
Quartermaster
"Everything has a place. People too, if they like."
Roran
Groundskeeper
"Now Sugar, I ain’t sayin’ you’re in trouble. I’m sayin’ trouble’s lookin’ for you, and I’d rather it not find you tonight."
Quinn
Specialist
"In the Silence of Aversion. Scream."
Elias
Specialist
"There's a way simpler way to do that you know."
Tilly
Ward of the Academy
"This is fine. This is absolutely - Nope! Not fine! Pineapple! Pineapple! PINEAPPLE!!!"
Wilhelmina
Head of Botanical Studies
"You shouldn't trust me."

Faculty

Pasithea
Librarian
"Non possum hic mori."
Lucian
Professor
"The math ain't mathing."
Evangeline
Librarian
"Don't just read, try to understand."
Vespera
Professor of Ritualism
"Power passed through an intermediary is always a chain. True power is created from one's efforts, not given as a reward for them."
Archivarius
Trial Librarian
"The worst are full of passionate conviction. The best lack all certainty."

Research Division

Fallemnia
Head of Research Division
"This meeting could have been a bat."
Deracine Ruine
Prosthetic Augment Researcher
"It's not my fault im so good at my job."