Do as you wish, but don't be stupid

Conduct & Safety

  • Move deliberately and purposefully - rushed movement disrupts research activities
  • Follow all posted directional signage and designated pathways
  • Visitors must remain in authorized public areas only
  • Maintain appropriate distance from ongoing experiments or demonstrations
  • Report any accidental damage immediately to Academy personnel

Library Protocols

  • Only authorized personnel may speak within the Library
  • Handle all books and documents with utmost care
  • No books may leave the Library premises unless specifically designated otherwise

Environmental Protection

  • Do not disturb, harm, or swat mosquitoes - they are essential to botanical ecosystem maintenance
  • Avoid disturbing plant life, specimens, or environmental research areas
  • Do not remove anything from Academy grounds without authorization

Authorization & Enforcement

  • Valid pass required for entry - unauthorized individuals may be removed
  • Property damage will be assessed fines proportional to replacement costs
  • Violations result in immediate removal; repeated violations result in permanent access revocation
  • Academy personnel have final authority on all conduct matters
Academy Personnel

Board Members

Zrott
Academy Director
"Noted."
Voltraxis
Head of Security
"Run."
Kalnir
Head of Creature Studies
"Rrhah rhah rawr rha rhrah."
Jaime Valentine
Professor of Radiant Studies
"Through Sham'Yara, the Truth. In Ignariel, determination. With Luminance, strength. All these Lights, only reflections of the whole."
Alice Valentine
Theologian
"Curiosity and faith go hand in hand. When you’re brave enough to look, something wonderful might find you."
Millicent Courtwright
Quartermaster & Head of Internal Affairs
"We need to purchase more cheese, Monsieur Zrott, we only have eight hundred and three kilograms left in the reserves."
Roran Courtright
Head of Field Operations
"Do the work in front of you. I'll carry the rest."
Elias
Specialist
"It's hard to detect by my tone, a good assumption to make that I'm sarcastic when I say something."
Tilly Dalrad
Head of Mechanical Studies
"Please pretend you didn’t see that."
Wilhelmina
Head of Botanical Studies
"Peace is something that is worth fighting for, dying for even."

Faculty

Pasithea
Librarian
"DON'T HIT THE BLIND WOMAN!"
Lucian
Professor
"The math ain't mathing."
Evangeline
Librarian
"Don't just read, try to understand."
Vespera
Professor of Ritualism
"Ley is the world's blood and soul."
Archivarius Walsh
Trial Librarian
"The worst are full of passionate conviction. The best lack all certainty."
Margery
Secretary to the Quartermaster
"I'm 77 years young."
Nabs
Master of Acquisitions
"No, I can't gather you trippy shrooms. Ask my wife."
Heinrich Tox
Medical Research Specialist
"I am a physician, not a psychiatrist."

Research Division

Fallemnia
Head of Research Division
"I know I put it somewhere... Guess we will find out when it blows up."
Leo Darkwood
Ley Researcher
"The smarter you are, the more possibilities for true idiocy you have."
Deracine Ruine
Prosthetic Augment Researcher
"It's not my fault im so good at my job."
Emeritus Applegate
Research Assistant
"I believe in a kinder, gentler world. We were born to have neighbors, and to learn to love them."
Alecto Vlachos
Occult Researcher
"No shadow without light, no discovery without danger. The dark secrets of the world are a'callin'."
Dante Scutum
Pioneer of Vampiric Studies
"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."